Missing Florida Woman Found!

I am pleased to inform that a Florida woman missing for almost two years is alive and well. "Marisol" resurfaced and last night we had the distinct honor of being the first ones to spend some time with her. Marisol explained that she had to go into hiding because the mob was after her due to her involvement with an intergalactic money laundering/.mp3 downloading/DVD pirating operation that had not been sanctioned by the other members of her mob. I am pleased to announce that we had a delightful time eating dinner at La Carreta until Alex discovered a waitress dumping what appeared to be a glass of water which had been partially drunk back into the pitcher used to fill other customers' glasses. After this gruesome discovery, we made a quick getaway and headed towards Miami Beach to walk around. We ran into two guys carrying snakes and I had the unique opportunity of having a snake wrapped around me. We then enjoyed some drinks outside Score. We have informed Marisol about our newly discovered Karaoke venue and she stated she would be joining us this coming Wednesday.